Out-U-Go! Caninifesto - Our doggone truths
- Dogs are fun. Dogs dressed up as astronauts are funny.
- A wagging tail is worth a thousand words.
- Nothing is impossible except keeping cats off of counters.
- The more dogs you walk, the more you know about walking dogs.
- Everyone deserves fresh water.
- Never wear black fleece.
- Accidents happen. . . sometimes on the new rug.
- Once food hits the floor, it’s free game.
- All pets have certain inalienable rights; that among these are treats, scratches and the pursuit of squirrels.
- Fish are not décor.
- The 10-second rule does not apply to treats found under the couch.
- Sticks and stones are fun to chase at the park.
- Happy pets make happy families.
- Athletic shoes are appropriate work attire.
- A cookie in the paw is worth two in the jar.
- All work and no play means you don’t have pets.
- Life is too short for cheap kibble.
- Those who live in glass houses should plan to spend a lot of time cleaning nose prints off of their windows.
